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rubykatewriting) wrote2008-01-30 04:57 pm
rubykatewriting) wrote2008-01-30 04:57 pm
HEE.
My retarded animals, let me show you them. First Boo stood way too close to the front door so that when I opened it, I brained him so hard I felt it all the way up my arm. I tried to catch him to give him an "I'm sorry" hug, but he did his manly John Wayne strut into the kitchen. Of course AFTER sitting there on the floor of the entry, a dazed look in his eyes.
Then Elmo, whilst leaping onto the back of the chair in a fit of badassery, I'm sure to bark the shit out of someone daring to walk in front of our house, fell between it and the front window. I was in the bathroom, yanking up my pants and I heard this pecular sound. I peer around the doorframe to see him clinging to the window sill, still barking, still trying to sound like viscious killer dog, until he finally dropped to the floor and scampered off as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
*HEARTS*
Then Elmo, whilst leaping onto the back of the chair in a fit of badassery, I'm sure to bark the shit out of someone daring to walk in front of our house, fell between it and the front window. I was in the bathroom, yanking up my pants and I heard this pecular sound. I peer around the doorframe to see him clinging to the window sill, still barking, still trying to sound like viscious killer dog, until he finally dropped to the floor and scampered off as if nothing out of the ordinary had happened.
*HEARTS*