Dearest Pharmaceutical Company N

So, yeah. We have our issues. I don't like you. In my oh-so-humble opinion, you (and all your weasily little friends, too) are pretty much evil realized in company form and traded publicly. I actually have far less petty reasons for this too, but at the moment? This whole let's decide patient A is really accelerated and not chronic FOUR MONTHS after the patient was put on protocol so now we (and the monitor) are scrambling to put together another casebook from scratch? Yeah, be a little less sucky when we're facing down an FDA visit next week.

Reason #462 why pharmaceutical companies should get sucked into the earth never to be heard from again.