3,000+ miles? With my arms? Pass.

My girl Steves forwaded me an email with the following instructions:

1. Go to www.google.com
2. Click on "maps"
3. Click on "get directions"
4. Type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box)
5. Type "London" in the second box (the "to" box)
6. Click on "get directions"
7. Scroll down to step #24

Now I've always wanted to go to London (it's on the list after most of Italy), but I don't think I'm quite as dedicated as Google wants me to be. Still. FUNNY.

Some recs.

You know what is awesome about The Office being so depressingly realistic, what with Jim and Pam seemingly stuck in this perpetual cycle of misunderstandings and hurt feelings? It has brought about some of the best Jim and Pam: Happily Ever After fluff EVER.

First, we have sophia_helix with And Run Away. It's delightful, full of wonderful Jim and Pam banter, and it was like the most heady rush. Like, post-season two finale rush.

Then ciachick711's When She Knew makes me all tight in the chest because it's simple and true, and it feels like Jim and Pam. Unsure and unsteady but right; proof that ultimately, they are better together than apart.

Considering what I know about the upcoming episodes, these are much-needed pre-therapy. There just isn't enough liquor in the world.