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briary_flower, you'll be happy to know I made that appointment we talked about ages ago. It's next Thursday. I'll tell you how it goes.

Heh. Did anyone catch Grey's Anatomy last night? Overall, a very mellow episode, though the fuck heads over TWoP are trashing nearly every character and there is already talk of "abandoning ship." Have I mentioned their fuck head status? Yeah. The love affair is over, I guess. Whatev. That's a complaint for a different day.

Anyway, I just about died laughing when the reason for the fork-stabbing came out. No, I'm not that sick and twisted. It reminded me of a story my friend Hyo told me about her days as an ER nurse. One day, they had this woman come in with all these strange stab wounds to her face. They couldn't for the life of them figure out what the hell had happened. Then this guy came in on the next ambulance, with severe bite wounds to his penis. Yep. The wounds were the result of her date jabbing her with his fork after she suffered a seizure in the midst of giving him head. This woman literally had his dick in her very own jaws of life. Methinks neither of them will be giving or receiving oral sex on the first date ever again.