I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."

[rubykatewriting]

So the whole Perez Hilton thing is LULZY enough as it is, but then John Mayer has to go and redeem himself by being awesome. He continually owns Mario's ass, and MARIO DOESN'T GET IT. I understand now why Perez gets along so well with Spencer Pratt: they don't get that the world is LAUGHING AT THEM.

Oh, John Mayer, I'd so have your babies. YEAH, I'M TAKING IT A STEP FURTHER, DUDE. YOU DESERVE SPAWN FOR THAT AMOUNT OF AWESOME.