I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."

[rubykatewriting]

So the whole Perez Hilton thing is LULZY enough as it is, but then John Mayer has to go and redeem himself by being awesome. He continually owns Mario's ass, and MARIO DOESN'T GET IT. I understand now why Perez gets along so well with Spencer Pratt: they don't get that the world is LAUGHING AT THEM.

Oh, John Mayer, I'd so have your babies. YEAH, I'M TAKING IT A STEP FURTHER, DUDE. YOU DESERVE SPAWN FOR THAT AMOUNT OF AWESOME.

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[irishmizzy.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, John Mayer has been my favorite thing about this entire situation. Pink kneed him in the balls outside Chateau Marmont last year! DID HE COMPLAIN? See also: the whole "jitsu" joke and krav maga lessons offer. GOD. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. (And all this coming on the heels of him twittering about his love for Miley's "The Climb," man, it has been a good week for me and Mayer.)

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

Pink kneed him? HAHAHAHA. Pink, I LUBS YOU GIRL. First he twitters about the awesomeness of one Miss Demetria Lovato and now he admits to loving "The Climb"? OH JOHN MAYER. He's like the Kanye West of the rock world. Sure, he's douchey, but fuck, you can't be that awesome/talented without being a little bit douchetastic. Dark to light. Good to evil. All that jazz.

[irishmizzy.livejournal.com]

Hahaha, I'm pretty sure the Pink thing was another joke he made to mock Perez, but whatevs, because it's been cracking me up since yesterday. But YES, I totally agree that his douchiness is part of what makes him delightful -- that's just science.

And GOD, when he tweeted at Demi that time I was like !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, as if he were telling ME he liked my songs. Or something proportionate, who knows anymore.

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

JOHN MAYER, THAT'S NEVER ENOUGH OKAY? And science is ALWAYS ALWAYS RIGHT.

I wasn't even on twitter when it happened, but I was bored one weekend and going back through Selena's posts when she mentioned Demi flipping out. So then I had to INVESTIGATE, and oh my god, IT WAS GLORIOUS. He gets that they're all part of an artistic community, you know? (Hi, I'm a total sap for shit like that.) She really is ridiculously talented, and I love that he not only made the tweet but then engaged in conversation with her.

I gave up proportionate responses a loooong time ago. It's funny. The other day, NPR had some story that had proportionate in the title, which made me giggle, and then not even five seconds later, Pottery Barn teases me with an email that has EASY in the subject. It was like, BETH, YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY GONE NATIVE.