Reason number ONE BAZILLION AND FIVE why I love my cousin.

[rubykatewriting]

Me: I seem to like the Jonas Brothers now. [pause] And have a waaaay inappropriate crush on Nick. I don't even know, pal.
Rae: Hmm interesting. I have a feeling that relationship may be illegal if you decide to pursue it. (HA. Nevermind the fact the boy's a megastar, just the fact he's underage - THE ONLY HINDRANCE TO OUR ENDLESS LOVE.)
Me: And I thought it was bad when I was crushing on Rupert Grint. He's ZEEBERT'S AGE (that's her bro) for crying out loud! Brain, why do you insist on betraying me at every turn?
Rae: I feel as though there is a significant difference between crushing and action. You are safe, darling.
Me: Thanks, pal. I just really like the way he thrashes his guitar in the "Lovebug" video. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Rae: HA!
Me: And if I ever text you saying I'm going to one of their concerts, please shoot me in the head.
Rae: Are you kidding? I will go with you to video you crying when Nick comes out.

briary_flower, I swear, I am going to email you back. Work and school are conspiring against me in some one-two punch of SUCK.

Comments

[briary-flower.livejournal.com]

I read an article a while back about how it used to be that kids went to the movies to see adults having sex, and now grownups go to the movies to see teens having sex. For instance. I CANNOT stop watching the Twilight actors commentary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

STOP IT. You're going to make me go rent that shit and sit through the commentary.

I still believe with all my fucking heart that RPattz was the leak of Midnight Sun. That it led to SMeyer's dramatic flounce? ALL THE FUCKING BETTER.