Reason number ONE BAZILLION AND FIVE why I love my cousin.

Me: I seem to like the Jonas Brothers now. [pause] And have a waaaay inappropriate crush on Nick. I don't even know, pal.
Rae: Hmm interesting. I have a feeling that relationship may be illegal if you decide to pursue it. (HA. Nevermind the fact the boy's a megastar, just the fact he's underage - THE ONLY HINDRANCE TO OUR ENDLESS LOVE.)
Me: And I thought it was bad when I was crushing on Rupert Grint. He's ZEEBERT'S AGE (that's her bro) for crying out loud! Brain, why do you insist on betraying me at every turn?
Rae: I feel as though there is a significant difference between crushing and action. You are safe, darling.
Me: Thanks, pal. I just really like the way he thrashes his guitar in the "Lovebug" video. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Rae: HA!
Me: And if I ever text you saying I'm going to one of their concerts, please shoot me in the head.
Rae: Are you kidding? I will go with you to video you crying when Nick comes out.

briary_flower, I swear, I am going to email you back. Work and school are conspiring against me in some one-two punch of SUCK.