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[rubykatewriting]

One of my friends on MySpace posted this:



Pick the first letter of your first name:

A-Dirty
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Boyish
E-Gangster
F-Retarded
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Girly
J-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T-Lesbian
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name (if you don't have one use your last name):

A-Boy
B-Jew
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Alcoholic
N-Whore
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-Beauty queen
S-Prince(ss)
T-Fucker
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now what color is the shirt you're wearing:

Red-Who's Good With My Hands
Purple-Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange-Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow-Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green-Who will do anything for Sex
Pink-Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue-Who Will Rock Your World
White-Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown-Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black-Who wants to fuck everyday
Gray-Who gives great head
None-Who is beautiful

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."

Just got back from my therapist. I have a homework assignment. Doesn't she know I'm a gangster beauty queen who wears big sunglasses? I'm sure gangster beauty queens who wear big sunglasses never do homework. They're too busy being gangster and entering beauty pageants.