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[rubykatewriting]

One of my friends on MySpace posted this:



Pick the first letter of your first name:

A-Dirty
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Boyish
E-Gangster
F-Retarded
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Girly
J-Emotional
K-Beautiful
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T-Lesbian
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated

Now the third letter in your middle name (if you don't have one use your last name):

A-Boy
B-Jew
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Alcoholic
N-Whore
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R-Beauty queen
S-Prince(ss)
T-Fucker
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic

Now what color is the shirt you're wearing:

Red-Who's Good With My Hands
Purple-Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange-Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow-Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green-Who will do anything for Sex
Pink-Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Blue-Who Will Rock Your World
White-Who everyone wants to fuck
Brown-Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black-Who wants to fuck everyday
Gray-Who gives great head
None-Who is beautiful

NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT BEGINNING WITH "I'm a..."

Just got back from my therapist. I have a homework assignment. Doesn't she know I'm a gangster beauty queen who wears big sunglasses? I'm sure gangster beauty queens who wear big sunglasses never do homework. They're too busy being gangster and entering beauty pageants.

Comments

[kisuncha.livejournal.com]

ha-ha.. it's very funny!! ))
i've got Beautiful Prince(ss) Who everyone wants to fuck.. lol*)

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

Ha! That is hilarious.

[prettywordslike.livejournal.com]

I'm a Gangster Beauty Queen too! But I'm a Gangster Beauty Queen who everyone wants to fuck.

Oh, I'm not surprised. ;)

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

I know that when I look at you that's the first thing that comes to my mind. Oh there's Elise. Everyone wants to fuck her.

And Gangster Beauty Queens UNITE!

[allthingsholy.livejournal.com]

(Just passing through, checking out your journal from the link in your reply to my drabble, hope you don't mind. Love the layout, and the font. I'm big on font, and am actually a Verdana slut, but this is something else. Ariel, right? It's probably more horrific that I actually noticed than the fact that I liked it. Crazynuts.)

Anyway, just wanted to say that I'm a Dirty Coward Who Will Do Anything For Crack, and I'm very probably going to repost this in my journal. Excellent.

[allthingsholy.livejournal.com]

Alright, the font in the reply once posted is actually Times New Roman, but when I'm typing it right now? Ariel. I've crossed the line and become the Crazy Lady Who's Obsessed With Font. Not cool.

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

It's the janitor! Yay!

Yep, that's pretty much it.

[rubykatewriting.livejournal.com]

Heh. No, no, please look around. Now, as for the font, it is actually Book Antiqua. I recently became obsessed with it when I re-vamped my website. The only reason? Because it is positively gorgeous when italicized.

Hey! We could start a club! Crazy About Fonts! (See, it's so purdy italicized.) But I have to agree. Fonts are key. They are an essential part of the whole design, i.e., whereas the background and font colors are like the paint in a room, the font is the furniture, the focus. Anyway, now that I've officially gone OVER!BOARD! with the font talk, I'm off to bed.