I also want to train you in an old martial art called "Never Call A Black Dude a Faggot Jitsu."

[rubykatewriting]

So the whole Perez Hilton thing is LULZY enough as it is, but then John Mayer has to go and redeem himself by being awesome. He continually owns Mario's ass, and MARIO DOESN'T GET IT. I understand now why Perez gets along so well with Spencer Pratt: they don't get that the world is LAUGHING AT THEM.

Oh, John Mayer, I'd so have your babies. YEAH, I'M TAKING IT A STEP FURTHER, DUDE. YOU DESERVE SPAWN FOR THAT AMOUNT OF AWESOME.

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[irishmizzy.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha, John Mayer has been my favorite thing about this entire situation. Pink kneed him in the balls outside Chateau Marmont last year! DID HE COMPLAIN? See also: the whole "jitsu" joke and krav maga lessons offer. GOD. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. (And all this coming on the heels of him twittering about his love for Miley's "The Climb," man, it has been a good week for me and Mayer.)